Chief Elephant Poop Scooper

Were you looking for a NEW job? I'm sure there's a better job out there, somewhere, than this. But, I'm also sure there are worse jobs. Who wants to be the Chief Elephant Poop Scooper? Or better yet, who wants to just write about being the Chief Elephant Poop Scooper?

My point here is simple. There are better jobs out there, but you could be making the best of the job by making it more fun, purely simple and writing about it, instead of doing it. There's a thought, you could write about the Chief Elephant Poop Scooper!

The gain here is that as the Chief Elephant Poop Scooper, when you're done with your job, you go home, take a shower and your day is behind you ... No pun intended. If you're writing about it, you go home, take a shower, meet your editor and plan on writing more poop about scoop tomorrow. Take your pick. Either way, you're guaranteed more scoop about poop than any other Chief Elephant.